Tired of the same old Christmas songs poisoning the radio throughout the month of December? Then stop by and have “One Hell of a Christmas!!!” Your favorite (or, perhaps, your least favorite) holiday tunes re-done in a horribly cliched Heavy Metal fashion.

Horrific Holiday Music For the Jaded Masses, Volume One, is available for $5.99 in digital download at Bandcamp.com. A collection of the best (or should I say, least worst) material from the two previous albums (now out-of-print; thanks for nothing, iTunes!!!), re-mixed and re-mastered to prove that Santa Claus forced us into joining the loudness war.

Yule get a kick out of it!

TRACKLIST:
Up on the Housetop
Bah, Humbug!
Sleigh Ride
Carol of the Bells
Krampus
The Twelve Days of Christmas
Have Yourself a Very Naughty Christmas
Auld Lang Syne

MUSIC AVAILABLE BELOW:
http://onehellofachristmas.bandcamp.com