Join Magister Dr. Robert Johnson—author of “The Satanic Warlock”—in this unprecedented FREE INTRODUCTORY SEMINAR exploring the curriculum of his Warlock Academy. This lively Zoom discussion will detail how men have learned and applied Magister Johnson’s Ways of the Warlock, vaulting them to amazing success in many aspects of their lives. You are hereby invited to join us in early December 2025. Email [email protected] for details and registration.
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In this episode of Satanic Seduction, Magister Dr. Robert Johnson and Certified Hypnotist Ryan Hicks strip away the illusions, destroy the poison of predictability, and reveal the weapons of obsession: timing, restraint, mystery, and emotional engineering. Gentleman-this isn’t about being liked. It’s about being unforgettable. A subscription is required to view this content. Subscribe here: The Satanic Warlock’s Substack | Substack
ANNOUNCING THE 2026 WARLOCK ACADEMY—SPECIAL 50% OFF HALLOWEEN EARLY ENROLLMENT DISCOUNT! Satanic men worldwide have been clamoring for the next session of The Hellfire Brotherhood’s official training body—The Warlock Academy. Magister Dr. Robert Johnson, author of “The Satanic Warlock”—part of the official canon of the Church of Satan—is now pleased to announce the next class will begin in early 2026. The Academy is the only Satanic learning body of its kind. Master yourself using SATANIC LESSER & GREATER MAGIC principles including: SELF ESTEEM & CONFIDENCE, FINANCIAL SUCCESS, RELATIONSHIPS, SEDUCTION, GENTLEMANLY ARTS, REAL MASCULINITY, & MORE! SPECIAL PRICING: Payment received before […]
Subscribers to thesatanicwarlock.substack.com can now view the second episode of Magister Dr. Robert Johnson’s Satanic Seduction 9-part course. This video series, co-hosted by certified hypnotist Ryan Hicks, follows up on the foundations laid out on the first episode in the series. Satanic Seduction Episode 2: The Target
Satansplain responds to listener mail on a variety of topics, including a Satanic look at Elon Musk, the power of A.I., the books The Satanic Witch and The Satanic Warlock, joining the Church of Satan, and also dealing with morons bent on “disproving” Anton LaVey’s biography. Plus, a Satanic anecdote from the days of the Satanic Panic.
Subscribers to thesatanicwarlock.substack.com can now view the Premiere Episode of Magister Dr. Robert Johnson’s Satanic Seduction 9-part course. This video series, co-hosted by Certified Hypnotist Ryan Hicks, elaborates on the wisdom put forth in Dr. Johnson’s book, “The Satanic Warlock.”
Expanding upon the philosophy presented in Magister Dr. Robert Johnson’s book, The Satanic Warlock, this exclusive video series will include methods and real-world explanations on how to become a master of seduction. In addition, renowned Certified Hypnotist Ryan Hicks will teach the science of personal persuasion. SUBSCRIBE NOW and don’t miss out! Follow this link to subscribe!
Watch the Premiere of the Never-Before Seen “Hellfire Caves” documentary, now showing at The Satanic Warlock’s new Substack website, the definitive online destination for devotees of the Warlock philosophy. Don’t miss one of the most awaited Satanic films ever produced, magically debuting in conjunction with today’s historic celestial Six Planet Alignment. Finally released by the producers, this never-before-seen documentary takes you deep into Sir Francis Dashwood’s 18th century Hellfire Caves in West Wycombe, England, revealing the shocking ritual celebrating the Church of Satan’s 42nd Anniversary on Walpurgisnacht (April 30), 2008. CLICK NOW TO SEE THE FILM! Only $9 for monthly subscribers!
THE WARLOCK ARCHETYPE WITH MAGISTER DR. ROBERT JOHNSON What is the Warlock Archetype and how does it drive who you are and what you do? On this episode of The Neutral Wisdom Podcast, Satanist Robert Shirley welcomes Church of Satan Magister Dr. Robert Johnson, author of The Satanic Warlock, to discuss Warlock Archetypes and becoming your true self. This episode is not just for the gents! Everyone can benefit from true wisdom by a genuine author of Church of Satan Canon! The Neutral Wisdom Podcast is a podcast dedicated to passing on knowledge and experience from a Satanic perspective, hosted […]