Anton Szandor LaVey: Get A Life

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Anton Szandor LaVey: Get A Life

In Satan Speaks, Magus Anton LaVey’s final writings were published and they included this brief piece which sets out his vision for how the Church of Satan is meant to function—precisely as it does to this day. It is a book well worth your time. —Magus Peter H. Gilmore

Parent Outraged Over Devil’s Bus

Upon leaving Georgia, the Devil stopped in Tennessee. After his back-masked “toothbrushes are evil” message on the latest Charlie Daniels album he wanted something different. And so he decided to market his wares to schoolkids via brake light advertising. Were there only one complainant we could dismiss this story as a dispatch from Crazy Town. Alas, it appears many are debating whether or not this is an accident or a “subliminal pagan message.” (Wouldn’t that be “soap and gainful employment is evil?” I kid, I kid.) So we’re now looking once again at popular delusion and the madness of crowds.  […]

Issuing a Fatwa Against Extremism

Moderates of all faiths need to realize that the extremists among them are a cancer that needs to be cut out and removed.  And the best treatment for this cancer is ridicule.  Bravo to Mayor Aboutaleb. —Magister David Harris

NATHAN GRAY: NTHN GRY

Having made himself a pillar in the history of hardcore with BOYSETSFIRE, and pushed the boundaries with I AM HERESY, The Church of Satan’s own Nathan Gray enters a new era, with his first ever solo project. A dark symphony of ritual chamber melodies, his inaugural EP flows from primal to ethereal, and promises to be a delight for Epicurean ears. Fans of Rome, Portishead, Spiritual Front, Of The Wand And The Moon, Skinny Puppy, David Bowie, Dead Can Dance, Coil, Joy Division, and Depeche Mode just might find NTHN GRY to be right up their alley. As to be expected, […]

Here there be many strange things…

Those who resonate with the Black Flame of Satan will be able to proceed with undefiled wisdom, selecting what one wills according to personal preference. Items for ritual, decoration, and practical uses throughout, with featured symbols of the Shadowgram, Satanigram, & Pentagram.  Ornate mirrors swirl within, in spectral reflections of your whim. Oracles & keepsake treasures, making many tempting pleasures, sensations of where you have always been, and ever longed to be begin. The storm brews… tenebrous horns arise, as the thunder of distant hoof beats coming ever closer! —Warlock Draconis Blackthorne

The popular Youtube storyteller known as Mr. CreepyPasta has produced an audio/video telling of G.R. Wilson’s ghost story titled Mr. Toothy. The story originally comes from Mr. Wilson’s Horror anthology, Right Behind You: Tales of the Spooky and Strange, available on Amazon.com.“ The updated link to the book is here:Right Behind You: Tales of the Spooky and Strange (Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

DEATH METAL SPECIAL on METAL INVADERS

This week, Dj Hell On Wheels gives a heaping rotting helping of Death Metal, with tracks from the early days of the genre through modern day stalwarts for over an hour and twenty minutes of brutality Only On Radio Free Satan! METAL INVADERS: DEATH METAL SPECIAL

Satanic Story Time Presents Episode 20: “Breaking the Spell”

Now available atiTunes Podcasts, onwww.satanicstorytime.com, and at www.radiofreesatan.com. Happy New Year! Satanic Story Time is back and starts off the New Year with Chandu the Magician in “Breaking the Spell"—which originally aired on July 26, 1948. Frank Chandler and his sister, Dorothy Regent, venture to a hidden tunnel under the Sphinx in Giza, Egypt. Dorothy notices an alabaster figurine that depicts a priestess of black magic. While gazing at the statue, the spirit of the figure puts her under an evil spell. The spell takes place immediately, but its effects go unnoticed even after Frank and Dorothy make it back to their hotel on the edge of the desert.  Dorothy’s children, Bob and […]

Best of The Druid Underground Film Fest Vol. 2

Billy Burgess curates 13+ of the Most Extreme Shorts from the First 6 Years of The Druid Underground Film Fest. With over a dozen filmmakers, including Brent Weinbach (Comedy Bang Bang), Margie Schnibbe (Pornstar Pets), Ignacio Genzon (Hipster Holocaust), this program is packed with extra features! FREE STICKER INSIDE! PROGRAM: GANGSTER PARTY LINE Brent Weinbach Call 1-213-373-4253 if you want a bunch of really pissed off dudes to harass you for only 4.99 per minute. SQUEEZE Brent Weinbach Two muscle-bound dudes shake hands so hard in the hardware store that their clothes rip off and other stuff happens of a more spectral nature. […]