Lead Us Not Into Temptation, My Retail Savior

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Lead Us Not Into Temptation, My Retail Savior

Lead Us Not Into Temptation, My Retail Savior Perhaps, before the powers that be at Target tackle the task of protecting their customers from the virtual horrors of digital sin and vice portrayed in the new Grand Theft Auto game, they could tackle the task of protecting their customers from the very real horror of having your credit card number stolen after you shopped at Target? But hey… they’re helping, right? —Magister David Harris

Church of Satan Sigil of Baphomet

All of your Sigil of Baphomet Desires!

The Church of Satan is pleased to note that it’s official “Sigil of Baphomet” symbol is now available on a broad range of items and apparel offered through Rabid Crow Arts & Graphics. More than 60 different items feature this timeless and hard-hitting symbol of Satanism. These include art for your ritual chamber, shirts, hoodies, coffee mugs, pins, decals, notebooks and more.  So now, when the Satanist is asked by friends and family what sort of gifts are desired for birthdays and holidays, this link can provide a comprehensive, one-stop answer!

METAL INVADERS!

Warlock Hell on Wheels returns to Metal Invaders after a long absence with a loose surgical theme Available only on Radio Free Satan.

Church of Satan Sigil of Baphomet

OFFICIAL CHURCH OF SATAN ZAZZLE STORE

We’ve launched a Zazzle store using our Sigil of Baphomet as well as the noir deco graphics created by Reverend Adam Campbell for our official web site. There will be more to come, so bookmark it and check back!

DANSE DESADE TONIGHT IN BROOKLYN!

DANSE DESADE Performs TONIGHT at the Trash Bar in Brooklyn, N.Y. with Sotvo, Gasmask Maniacs, Broken Guru and Felony Bebop Club.  Trash Bar is located at 256 Grand St, Brooklyn, New York 11211 21+, Doors at 7pm – Only $10! OPEN BAR from 7-8 pm that night (PBR/well drinks) in the back with paid admission to see the bands. Plus a $5 PBR & whiskey shot special in effect all day and night!  Facebook event page.

“BRAVO!” TO A SENSIBLE RABBI

Rabbi Jason Miller quite aptly points out the pitfalls of Michigan’s pending “Religious Freedom and Restoration Act” which would serve as a license for legalized bigotry. When I discussed the US Supreme Court’s decision in favor of Hobby Lobby in my essay “Mask Slippage,” I stated “Let this revealing behavior that has emerged since the SCOTUS decision be a clear warning to secular people that many religions are simply biding their time until the opportunities arise to recapture their dominance over those who are not of their ilk.” It seems “biding time” is ending. This emerging trend is also ringing […]

JIMMY PSYCHO ON DECEMBER 13TH!

Saturday, Dec 13th: Dark Delicacies in Burbank will be hosting a signing event of authors, directors, and actors starting at 3pm in the afternoon. Jimmy Psycho will be present, signing copies of The Jimmy Psycho Experiment’s “Mad Monster Cocktail Party” as well as the new Psycho Charger release “Spawn of the Psycho.” For more info: Dark Delicacies, 3512 W. Magnolia, Burbank, CA 91505 Join us as we celebrate LIFE DAY – the mythical Wookiee holiday from the crown jewel of the science fiction cosmos – the STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL.  FEATURING:– Hosts Miles Taber & Nika Harper!– Live performance by The Jimmy Psycho Experiment – (As […]

OLD NICK SIGNED COPIES!

OWN A PIECE OF SATANIC HISTORY WITH A SPECIAL OLD NICK MAGAZINE SOLSTICE OFFER! THE ORIGINAL “6/6/06 EVENT” PREMIERE PRINT EDITION OF OLD NICK MAGAZINE – SIGNED BY THE CENTERFOLD — NOW AVAILABLE!!! That’s right, we’ve just discovered a limited amount of Old Nick Magazine Vol. 1, No. 1 special collector’s editions stored at our printer and they can be yours! This is the first printing with special pullout three-page centerfold (NOT the current MagCloud.com print version) signed by the centerfold temptress herself. There’s only a limited supply so you must act now to secure your copy! The special magazine was […]

RADIO FREE SATAN: THE DEVIL’S TRILL

Host Sonny Bellavance is back on the air on Radio Free Satan with The Devil’s Trill. He will present classical music from a very extended repertory…from the medieval period to the modern. Tune-in every week to listen and maybe learn more about your favorites composers and musicians. There will also be interviews with classical musicians and more. The Devil’s Trill on Facebook