The Wedding Funeral’s new album, Tales from the Funeral Home, coming May 1st, 2024 The Wedding Funeral announces the 2nd full-length album, Tales from the Funeral Home, to be released on May 1st, 2024. Successfully crowdfunded on Kickstarter, Tales from the Funeral Home continues with The Wedding Funeral’s staunchly independent approach against musician exploitation. Tales from the Funeral Home will be released on vinyl and digital formats, and will be exclusively available at http://theweddingfuneral.com as well as live shows. The album features original artwork by Steph Stevenson. The first single of the album, “Tale of the Lonely Two”, is now […]
Church of Satan News
Today, those who have embraced the title Satanist might recall that it is the anniversary of the birth of Magus Anton Szandor LaVey. We owe him a debt for crafting a rational, skeptical, pragmatic philosophy which embraces the human animal for all the glories and ghastliness of which our species is capable. He properly named it after Satan, that grand, mythical adversary of all stultifying spiritual conventions, inspiring the like-minded with such apt symbolism. He called for responsible individuals to hold themselves as their own highest value, and thus, he pioneered a carnal religion like none before. As he said […]
The Magic of Horror‘s Artwork Contest has five different subject categories: Bloody Art, Spooky & Goth Art, Monster and Creature Art, Whimsical and Dark Humor Art, and Horror Fan Art. The winner of each category will receive a “Golden Bones” trophy. We are accepting submissions for the 2024 Art Contest until August 15, 2024. The Magic of Horror Festival will take place on Oct 5-6, 2024 in Wakefield, Virginia (near Richmond). Participating artists are not required to attend the event, but it is encouraged. We will be featuring as many artists as possible over the two-day event. All accepted artists […]
This week on The Metro, Rev. Jeff Ivins brings you the following bands for your weekly time trip back to the 1980s: Bad Manners, After The Fire, The Style Council, Pat Benatar, George Michael, Pet Shop Boys, Untouchables, Robert Hazard, Waitresses, Howard Jones, Fleshtones, Eddie Money, Saga, Peter Schilling, and finishing off with Madness. Stream The Metro #720. Download The Metro #720.
Warlock Sword, the Satanic Skeptic, examines whether a necklace alleged to have belonged to Aleister Crowley made a woman want to worship the Devil. Click this link to read: The Wickedest Wear in the World: A Necklace Allegedly Belonging to Aleister Crowley Made a Woman ‘Want to Worship the Devil’
This week on The Metro, Rev. Jeff Ivins brings you some of the best “Hits with Schitz”. These songs were used against those Illuminati-seeking Nigerians. These artists include: Peter Gabriel, Eurythmics, The Cars, Crowded House, Level 42, INXS, Culture Club, Rick Springfield, Madonna, Talking Heads, Wham!, Hall & Oates, Buggles, The Human League, Thomas Dolby, The Police, and ending off with Yes. Stream The Metro #719. Download The Metro #719.
While Christians celebrate their myth of a savior risen from the dead, Satanists note that aspects of today’s traditions stem from ancient seasonal celebrations which often include symbolism derived from the rising of dormant vegetation, and thus “rebirth” and “resurrection.” Maga Nadramia has strategically placed tulips to enhance our garden here at The Black House. A growing number of Satanists enjoy rebranding this day, exchanging greetings of “Happy Beaster!” for they use this occasion as a reminder of the love, respect, and awe we have for non-human animals, with whom we are so evidently kin. It is always delightful to […]
It’s been waaaay too long, but Rev. Hell On Wheels has returned this week with some moldy, vile Death Metal just in time for Lich Jesus day, with appropriately juvenile comments thrown in. Only on Radio Free Satan! Stream The Metal Grotto #125. Download The Metal Grotto #125.
The 11 Satanic Rules of the Earth! While they’re straightforward for most Satanists, Satansplain addresses common questions and misconceptions about things like “lairs”, “mating signals”, “destroying”, “magic”, and other details. Please follow this link to enjoy Satansplain #060.
