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The Bible: So Misunderstood It’s a Sin

Newsweek recently ran an article entitled “The Bible:  So Misunderstood It’s a Sin” which looked at how mistranslated their Bible is; how the story of Jesus was added to and revised by scribes, emperors, and committees hundreds of years after the supposed events took place; and how disagreements on the “Holy Word” lead to bloodshed. Needless to say, the article upset many American Christians. I guess the truth really does hurt. As Satanists, we understand that the Bible is mythology and is no more truth than the stories of Zeus, Odin, Amon-Ra, or even Satan. We don’t need such Bronze […]

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HAPPIEST OF NEW YEARS!

Tomorrow begins year L, Anno Satanas. As we enter into the 50th year of the existence of the Church of Satan, we have chosen to reflect on the vitality of our philosophy as it has been applied by our members towards the enhancement of their lives. We invite all of our members worldwide to contact us to let us know about themselves and how Satanism has played a role in the pursuit of their goals. In celebrating the continued growth of our organization, we have plans to honor this landmark, beginning on Walpurgisnacht of this year, 2015 c.e. and culminating […]

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Ohio Homeowner Told To Remove His Zombie Nativity Scene

As the American revolution was underway and having made a clean break from the Church of England, the Founding Fathers drafted a radical new concept in the US Constitution, America’s founding social contract. It would completely eliminate ties between religion and state while paradoxically ensuring that all beliefs and opinions could be protected through the law. So important was this idea that they drafted it as America’s first and termed it “The Establishment Clause.” Thus we can see the link between Americanism and Satanism, as America’s ideals were to establish a “Neo-Darwinian arena of ideas” as described in The Satanic Scriptures. […]

CRYPTMAS PARTY ON METALINVADERS!

This week on Metal Invaders, the Cripplekeeper (Warlock HellonWheels’ alter ego) hijacks the show for his Cryptmas party, featuring various winter and holiday themed songs Only on Radio Free Satan!

9sense Podcast’s XLIX A.S. Horrific Holiday Special!

Yes my fellow devils it is time for yet another Horrific Holiday Special. You will be treated to some good ol’ fashion holiday stories both humorous and down right deadly provided by both you the listeners and your wildly attractive, yet unattainable hosts. Witch Zaftig will deliver yet another episode of Unorthodoxy with Witch Zaftig and author M.R. Stover will stop by for a short holiday tale. One Hell of A Christmas! will provide us with some much needed holiday tunes and Witch Zaftig, Erin and Jessie will sing a carol for you, but that’s not all! The winner of […]

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THE SATANIC HYPNOTIST

Hypnosis is a thoroughly useful tool for the Satanist to understand; whether to subtly influence others during your day-to-day conversations, to remedy your own problems and to help your loved ones to overcome their own issues, or even as a well-paid career helping members of the public (or turning them into chickens…). This is all possible, and it’s much easier to learn than you might think. “Rory Z offers practical advice and techniques for the budding hypnotist, which could be most useful for evolving stage or street performances in a trendy mode. His chatty, personable writing style is that of […]

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SUPERLATIVE SOLSTICE!

The solstice tide is upon us and, as kin to the rest of Earth’s species, we feel at one with the cycling of the seasons on this gloriously beautiful planet that is our home. Thus, celebration of that turning wheel comes naturally to us. Some Satanists might feel alienated by parts of the holiday hubbub promoting Christianity, yet obviously heathen trappings have long been the dominant décor. Recall that the Christians lifted this holiday from the pagans, pasting their pallid savior over more robust traditions which have never been vanquished. Jolly Santa Claus, who has come to signify wish fulfillment, is a […]

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HELLIDAY MAYHEM

Tired of the same old Christmas songs poisoning the radio throughout the month of December? Then stop by and have “One Hell of a Christmas!!!”  “Helliday Mayhem” is a brand new single. Another pisstake on the winter holiday season, and what the masses perceive as a “wholesome” time of year. This one will have you banging your heads, thrashing around the tree, and violently tearing at things like……presents! Yule get a kick out of it! http://onehellofachristmas.bandcamp.comhttp://www.facebook.com/onehellofachristmas

Draconis Blackthorne: CODEX TENEBRAE

THE SHADOW GALLERY – CODEX TENEBRAE – THE AESTHETIC MANIFESTATION Satanic Devilutions Over 220 full color framed archetypal illustrations are featured herein this diabolical photo book, detailing a myriad of nefarious metaphorical & occult concepts in a psychodramatic Horror-oriented style. This truly Wicked Tome contains a plethora of Traditional Drawings, sketches, and technomantic photo-manipulations, mixed media, complete with descriptions and story lines from cover to cover of infernal visions into the Abyss of the Shadow Side of the mind. A Word of Warning Dare you step inside this tenebrous gallery of terror-filled delights? The observer will be exposed to all […]