Pandemic Pandemonium Sale: The Online Digital Download Release of You Have Been Cordially Disinvited You Have Been Cordially Disinvited by The Wedding Funeral is now available for $10 at theweddingfuneral.com/cordiallydisinvited/ The Wedding Funeral announces the Pandemic Pandemonium sale, the online digital download release of their debut album You Have Been Cordially Disinvited. This new addition to the merch section will allow anyone to purchase the album and download it conveniently from home for the first time. Go to the merch section of The Wedding Funeral’s homepage or directly to http://theweddingfuneral.com/cordiallydisinvited/ to purchase. The Wedding Funeral is the brainchild of internationally […]
Monthly Archives: March 2020
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Satanists, being practitioners of our carnal religion, may embrace and mark today’s seasonal pivot point, for we feel at one with the Earth and its continuing cycles. In the Northern Hemisphere, Spring arrives, replacing Winter’s stasis with life surging in triumphant burgeoning. In the Southern Hemisphere, Autumn shall soon cast its soothing spell after the retreating blaze of Summer, presaging the coming harvest with all of its fertile abundance. Here in the haunted Hudson Valley, this passing Winter has been quite mild, with little snowfall. While some chill temperatures have been in play, the plants have been peeking up from the […]
Reverend Campbell performed another episode of his Reading Aloud LIVE project on his YouTube channel. He read part 5 of his ongoing The Satanic Witch series finishing up Fashion and beginning Bitchcraft. Time Stamp: 5: Accessories – 5:36 5: Color Clues for Witches – 12:13 6. Bitchcraft – 30:26 6: Taking Advantage of Men Who Think They’re Taking Advantage of You – 43:49 6: How and When to Lie – 57:22 6: Learn to Be Stupid – 1:10:12 6: How to Charm a Married Man – 1:16:25 6: Giving In – 1:32:45 6: The Folly in Trying to Charm a […]
This week on The Metro, Warlock Jeff Ivins brings the following bands for your listening pleasure: Heaven 17, Rockpile, Alphaville, Culture Club, Wet Wet Wet, Ultravox, Adam Ant, Devo, Bonnie Tyler, The Smiths, Peter Gabriel, Murray Head, Jane’s Addiction, and ending off with some Golden Earring. Stream The Metro #510. Download The Metro #510.
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TRISKAIDEKAPHILIACS REJOICE! Today is the first “Friday the 13th” of 2020. There will be only one more this year. As keen observers of those around us, we Satanists have long enjoyed the consternation this number conjures amongst the superstitious. On the occasion of this “dreaded day” we bring to mind that Satanism advocates rational approaches towards how we interact with the world in which we live, and that our philosophy supports science over faith towards guiding our decisions and actions. In this time of global fear, panic, and irrational behavior regarding the pandemic caused by the spread of the COVID-19 […]
Reverend Campbell performed another episode of his Reading Aloud LIVE project on his YouTube channel! He is working his way through The Satanic Witch, and in this episode 4 he will cover sections including The Law of the Forbidden and Fashion! Time Stamps: 4: your Fur – 4:22 4: Your Undercoat – 22:14 4: The Law of the Forbidden – 29:51 4: Secrets of Indecent Exposure – 42:35 5. Fashion: The Witch’s Greatest Friend, The Witch: Fashion’s Worst Enemy – 58:48 5: Cartoon Cuties – 1:16:03 5: Stockings versus Panty Hose – 1:23:55 5: The High Heel – […]
Magus Gilmore’s words are used to conclude this article by Quinn Myers exploring shades of abstinence.